[Note: This parody is circulating on the Internet. Sung to the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it”]<\/p>\n
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
\nIf the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
\nIf the terrorists are frisky,
\nPakistan is looking shifty,
\nNorth Korea is too risky,
\nBomb Iraq.<\/p>\n
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
\nIf we think someone has dished us, bomb Iraq.
\nSo to hell with the inspections,
\nLet’s look tough for the elections,
\nClose your mind and take directions,
\nBomb Iraq.<\/p>\n
It’s “pre-emptive non-aggression”, bomb Iraq.
\nLet’s prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
\nThey’ve got weapons we can’t see,
\nAnd that’s good enough for me
\n‘Cos it’s all the proof I need
\nBomb Iraq.<\/p>\n
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
\nIf your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
\nIf you think Saddam’s gone mad,
\nWith the weapons that he had,
\n(And he tried to kill your dad),
\nBomb Iraq.<\/p>\n
If your corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
\nIf your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
\nIf your politics are sleazy,
\nAnd hiding that ain’t easy,
\nAnd your manhood’s getting queasy,
\nBomb Iraq.<\/p>\n
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
\nFor our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
\nDisagree? We’ll call it treason,
\nLet’s make war not love this season,
\nEven if we have no reason,
\nBomb Iraq.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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